I absolutely hate Andy Schmitt. I really don’t care that Eastern Michigan’s football program is awful, and that their victory over Central Michigan on Friday afternoon was a monumental one. Schmitt, and his lackey Tyler Jones cost me a nice parlay bet, as they not only covered the NCAA football spreads, but won the game outright–56-52.

Schmitt completed FIFTY EIGHT (58) of EIGHTY (80) passes for FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN YARDS. Jones, the Eagles’ No. 1 receiver hauled in 23 catches for 170 yards on the day, and also took two snaps at quarterback for good measure.

Unbelievable.

Let’s hope Boise State, who is heavily favored on NCAA football odds as well, doesn’t blow it against Fresno State on the blue turf tonight.